Medium: adjustable size Steampunk Necklace that is also a REAL FUNCTIONAL SPACETIME CALIBRATOR

Dimensions: 6.5×8.5×1.5″ (when packaged)

Other Details: The clock in the center front of the necklace is not just a charm that looks like a clock, it is a fully functional watch-face, and it has a dial on the side with which you can set the time. The time changes at your whim! And as with all my necklaces, I try to make sure all people can be accommodated and get a perfect fit by making the size adjustable via a chain in the back. The clasp mechanism can be hooked onto any link in the chain, so size can be fine-tuned. On this particular necklace there are 2 charms dangling from the end of that chain. One of them is an (allegedly) functional compass. (I must admit that I find it not very accurate in reality but the company that produced it claimed it was a genuine, functional device that would display your spatial orientation (assuming you are on planet Earth). And you certainly can use a magnet to alter the direction it says you are facing. It’s not a super-deluxe space-time calibrator because it doesn’t allow you to alter the year (only the time of day) or change your spacial position (only your spacial orientation). It doesn’t have a GPS (global), let alone a GALACTIC positioning system. But it does do the following:

IT LITERALLY ENABLES YOU TO CALIBRATE THE TIME AND SPACIAL DIRECTION THE DEVICE DISPLAYS.

You may not move through time, but you CAN calibrate the displayed time.

So YES, I really do think this counts as a GENUINE Space-Time Calibration Unit